Fellowship of the Ring Quotes

• Pippin: What's that?
• Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
• Pippin: It comes in pints? I'm getting one.

• Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
• Pippin: What about breakfast?
• Aragorn: You've already had it.
• Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
• Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
• Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
• Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

• Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
• Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

• Pippin: Are we lost?
• Merry: No. Pippin: I think we are.
• Merry: Shh. Gandalf's thinkin'.
• Pippin: Merry?
• Merry: What?
• Pippin: I'm hungry.

• Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.
• Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.
• Sam: Shortcut to what?
• Pippin: Mushrooms.

• Merry: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
• Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and... and... the mushrooms, the week before.
• Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over-reacting. Run.

• Pippin: Oh that's nice - ash on my tomatoes.